ShowMeTheRibbons About

One dark and stormy night, Kelsey the Webmeister was
sound asleep, dreaming of victory passes and tri-color
ribbons (what fun!), when a vision appeared before her. The
vision was the cutest little fat horse with a fuzzy face, shiny
feets and the prettiest ribbons gracefully dangling from his left
ear. He introduced himself: "My name's Champ and I've come
to get all of you into the dang 21st century."

Champ, being a pretty smart horse, but (as is the case with
ALL horses) one without fingers, needed somebody who
could work a computer and spell decently. Since he couldn't
find anyone who could do both, he finally picked Kelsey, who
could at least spell most of the time. With a credit line of $50,
Champ bought some cheesy web-building software and put
Kelsey to work.

With Champ's networking skills (he knows EVERYONE in
UPHA and RMHSA) and Kelsey's spelling skills (she can
spell "jodhpur"), Show MeTheRibbons.com was brought to
life.

Champ's dream of finding information about horse shows on
the 'net had finally come true. Champ is a show horse, after
all. He needs someplace where he can ham it up a little.